Have you voted? At midnight tonight (that's really soon), EST, it turns into a—it's too horrible to say. To give Jennifer "Would it kill you to use a few of your roaming minutes?" Cain her rightful prize (see below), click here. To make the corporate surfer speak in your unforgettably droll voice, click here. And what will Jennifer, and you if you're lucky someday, win?

The Qualified Winner of each Cartoon Caption Contest will receive a print of the cartoon, with the caption, signed by the artist who drew the cartoon (the "Prize"). If the winner cannot be contacted or does not respond within three (3) days, an alternate winner may be selected, at the sole discretion of the Judge(s). The approximate retail value of the Prize is $250. Income and other taxes, if any, are the sole responsibility of the winner.

Jennifer is Qualified, and therefore will win the "Prize." You may or not be Qualified, but you are Qualified to Vote. Do so. Ask not what your magazine can do for you, but what you can do for your caption-writing career!

Postscript: I put my money where my fingers were (hmm) and I entered. Yes, I submitted a caption. If it places, you'll be the first to know. If not, I will still have Participated. You know what they say: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Ramalama ham-jam!

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