The fortunately unstoppable McSweeneysification of the magazine continues, or vice versa, as gold medalist Roy Futterman has a little affectionate fun with the genre:

FUTURE WINNERS
OF THE NEW YORKER CARTOON
CAPTION CONTEST.

By Roy Futterman

"You are doing something unusual, Harold!"

"I certainly am in a bar with other businessmen."

"This desert island is a bummer."

"I love being wealthy in the Hamptons."

"I'm saying a cliché in a different context, Pam."

"Boy, I sure do like intercourse."

"I'm thinking something incongruous to what I'm doing."

"Wanda, we are doing some nutty things in this picture!"