You know the clown-date drawing whose caption entries are being judged as we speak? From the consistently excellent and entirely representative Overheard in New York, here's what the clown said right before she dumped him:

Guy: So, I went on this audition, and they asked me, "Can you juggle and ride a unicycle?" I mean, I can juggle, and I can ride a unicycle, but I can't do both at once, I'm not a skills clown. Basically, my skill is falling. I can fall really well.