Therefore posts will be sporadic this week, but I'm happy to report that I spoke to current caption-contest champ and all-around peach Jan Richardson in Ridgeland, Miss., about clown dating, Victoria Roberts, and the varied (but mostly good) reactions to her killer caption, "He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet." Watch for the mini-interview here in coming days. In the meantime, get to the movies—nobody can be expected to do anything else in this weather.

Categories: NYer, Cartoons, Contest