Daniel Radosh continues his genius, and wildly popular, parallel-universe caption contest by providing an alternate opportunity to complete this week's Drew Dernavich cartoon. Dernavich's drawings (he's the one with the boldly lettered "Dd" signature) are always so beautiful they can stand alone without context or icing, but this one's aflutter with possibilities. Read the Radosh fans' absurd, inspired squawks, submit a few of your own, and send the plausible ones to Bob Mankoff. He needs them! Win and I'll interview you—how's that for incentive?

Coming attractions: The startling lessons of Shopgirl.