Ryan: Whatever, you’re in love with her and so you’re trying to sabotage me.
Xander: In love? What are you, a Shakespeare play? People from now say “you wanna hit that.”

—The Burg (which seems to be better written and plotted suddenly; I’ve missed a bunch of episodes because sometimes, or even often, I find this show unwatchable, since I suspect it is to a number of Williamsburg residents what Rent was to a number of East Village residents, but I always seem to come back anyway. That’s how the soaps getcha! Suddenly, though, I’m liking these people more. Something’s up.)