Goodness, what would Beth Harmon make of this? (My sister Kate knows: “She’d be right there with him, with a Scotch in her hand.”)

Here’s what made me think of newsbreaks (you know, the wryly quoted little news items tucked at the end of a column of text):

He formed a relationship with a single Brazilian mother, Adriane Oliveira, 29, dubbed the “Bella Brasileira” by the Peruvian media, with whom he soon fell in love.