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Winner David Kempler, We Are Looking for You

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With the friendliest intentions, of course! If a search engine has happened to bring you to this location, please know that we are aching to interview you for intern John Bucher’s recurring feature, “Oh Caption! My Caption!” Please get in touch with him here. Congratulations and happy Fourth! And happy Canada Day, too—though of course Canadians have nothing to be happy about, since at present, they can’t enter the Caption Contest. When will a Canadian taste the kind of glory that David Kempler, winner #100, is basking in right now at his home in Island Park? I will continue to ask this question!

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This is Robert Lemmings with the law firm Lemmings, Lemmings, Lemmings, and Lemmings. Being the only one that hasn’t gone over the cliff yet, I thought I’d attempt answer your question. Money. To open the contest to Canada would require being applicable to the many laws and regulations that makes Canada a wonderful place to live, and America the place where you can enter the caption contest. As for The District of Columbia…they cheat. Hope this helps!

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