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Several excellent New Yorker artists have been singled out for shows and profiles recently. I liked this passage from a piece about Anita Kunz:
The Canadian artist did her first magazine-cover illustration for a Toronto business magazine in 1979, but Kunz had her sights set on the New Yorker, currently the only wide-circulation publication that runs free-standing illustrated covers. Since her first effort in 1995, she’s had a dozen covers published in that magazine. Her most recent, “Three Visions” (“Girls Will Be Girls”), which appeared on the July 30 issue, shows a trio of women sitting shoulder to shoulder on the New York subway. The first is completely shrouded in a burka; the second is a young woman in a crop-top, flip-flops, and another garment so short it’s impossible to tell whether it’s shorts or a skirt; the third is a nun wearing coke-bottle glasses with a large gold cross hanging from her neck.

“Based on their clothing,” says Kunz, “none of those women are physically free.” Kunz says she got about 40 letters in response to that painting. “I’ve had lots of reaction that baffles me,” she admits. “I’ve been called anti-woman, a racist, anti-Semitic, anti-American, you name it!”
I may have mentioned this already, but the program of animation influenced by Saul Steinberg, at the Ottawa International Animation Festival this month, sounds absolutely amazing.

On September 27, longtime cartoonist Dana Fradon will speak at Western Connecticut State University. From the story in the Newtown Bee:
Among Mr Fradon’s most readily recognized cartoons is the uncaptioned scoreboard of a mythical “Realists vs Idealists” baseball game that shows the Idealists taking a drubbing from the Realists in the run counts for nearly every inning - yet the game total inexplicably shows the Idealists have prevailed by a 1-0 score. In another drawing of a crowned king addressing his royal cabinet, the monarch declares, “Gentlemen, the fact that all my horses and all my men couldn’t put Humpty together again simply proves to me that I must have more horses and more men.”
I just got an excellent tip: At Bookforum, there’s a lovely piece by Radhika Jones about Alex Ross’s book collection. Thank you, tipster!

Moreover, at Gary Panter’s groovy site, there’s a blog! Not only that, but a 29-point platform! #28: “Lower human population and increase frog, lizard and turtle populations. Snakes are on their own.” This also came from a tipster. It’s good to hear from you, neighbor.

There’s a terrific exchange between Nick Paumgarten and John Colapinto, all about the U.S. Open and the graceful Roger Federer, on newyorker.com. I hope there’ll be more of this sort of thing—Slate doesn’t own the format—and, of course, more YouTube.

Speaking of which, a few very brave people have been parsing poor Miss South Carolina, who herself may have lacked a map at a crucial juncture.

Scientists who study bees may be zeroing in on what’s wrong with the troubled colonies, and as the Knight Science Journalism Tracker points out, Elizabeth Kolbert got there first. If you didn’t hear Matt Dellinger’s audio interview with reporter-beekeeper Kolbert, listen to it now. There’s also a honey of a slide show. The hive really is bear-proof!

Speaking of Nature, check out this sneak preview of a global warming-related ad that’s running in the September 10 New Yorker.

Here’s an approving write-up of a Dana Goodyear reading.

The abstract of Judith Thurman’s story, from the food issue, about fasts and colonics (not online—hence the abstract) must be unique in the history of things Tilley, don’t you think? I can’t wait to read the piece—I’ve read most of the food issue, but we’re finishing up a grueling close at Print, and nearly everything else has been sacrificed. I have a friend who’s on a lemon-juice-and-maple-syrup fast; he’s three days in and is feeling a little strange. Here’s one loyal, academic New Yorker family’s reaction to Thurman’s adventure.

Finally, from a profile of illustrator Bruce Kleinsmith, a.k.a. Futzie Nutzle, this funny tale from ’70s New Yorker cartoonland:
After years of practice in the local fly-by-night papers, by the mid-’70s Nutzle’s mastery of his medium and a sequence of serendipitous introductions earned him his coveted spot in Rolling Stone. “That was my opportunity to really get sharp, because I knew I would be in the public eye,” he says.

But he’d been trying for ages, without success, to place his drawings in The New Yorker, which he calls “the pinnacle of cartooning—at least until 10 or 20 years ago.” Accustomed to inhabiting various seemingly incompatible worlds—hanging out with surfers, musicians, hippies, poets, drug dealers, manual laborers, artists and academics, but never belonging to any particular camp—he saw no contradiction between his outlaw lifestyle and his desire to be a part of the nation’s most prestigious mainstream magazine.

“When I went to New York in ‘79 and met the New Yorker cartoonists—not all of them but some of them, over lunch—it was really interesting because they were into one-upmanship,” he remembers. “Cartoonists really are square, but these guys were ultrasquare, and they were looking for a one-liner that’s gonna crack up the whole table. We’re drinking martinis, and I think this was a Wednesday afternoon; they all go down to this bar after they’ve been critiqued at The New Yorker and they’re like little puppies with their ears back, but after a few martinis they’re really rollin’, and they’re chesty, and they’re comin’ up with all these one-liners.

“And I’m going, ‘Is this what it’s like? I can’t be an artist with The New Yorker, I can’t do this!’ I really liked some of those guys. Anyway, I pulled out this huge joint, from California, and I said, ‘Would any of you guys like to try this?’ And they looked at me like, ‘Oh my god, narcotics! Jesus Christ!’ It was like, ‘Holy shit, put that away!’”

Finally, he says, “they got me so mashed on martinis, they had me so whacked, they literally tied my briefcase to my wrist, because I had all my drawings in there, and I thought, I’m so mashed I’m gonna lose all this stuff if they don’t tie it to my arm. Man, those guys are too much. They were still slammin’ ‘em down when I left the bar.”

Comments

They’re a little more tame now, what with all their impacted wisdom teeth, colonoscopies, insulin meters, and whatnot, but they still do slam the red wine down (those who are still allowed to drink!), and still pretty funny! I do usually leave way before they do!

I remember Futzie’s work from the old days at Rolling Stone Magazine, where I worked on and off in the 80s, both in San Francisco and in New York, where I had moved about the same time RS did. I loved his work. I was just getting started on my New Yorker career and for all I know may have been at that lunch-table he described so accurately. I have a vague recollection of someone pulling out a joint at one of those lunches, and if it wasn’t Futzie it must have been one of the other new people who were showing up from California. The evil weed showed up at private parties quite often, but in the middle of a midtown restaurant? Yow! I nearly spilled my third vodka and tonic.

MS

Judith Thurman’s piece had me rolling on the floor. It’s admittedly rich material, but any writer who can come up with the phrase “shimmering fecal garlands,” and, on the same page, describe a colonic as a “hearty sluice” has my respect.

The abstract of Judith Thurman’s story, from the food issue, about fasts and colonics … must be unique in the history of things Tilley, don’t you think?

Come, come, Emily—how can you forget the recurring department Annals of Abnegation? Or the perennial newsbreak headine Colonics Of Our Time?

I jest, of course. A quick search on the Complete New Yorker on the word colonic comes up with precisely zero hits.

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