In a typically petulant, amusingly frivolous bleat, a White Whiner complains on the tongue-in-cheek Tumblr log that some New Yorker articles are online before the printed magazine arrives, making him feel “penalized.” Another of the satirical squadron of the privileged carps about an address label right in the middle of some trenchant cover satire.

I found both through a simple yet vexing Google search. Why can’t Tumblr have its own internal search function? Now there’s a whine nearly worthy of the site.