(illustration by Julia Suits)

Pollux writes:

I’m pleased to announce that the winner of our giveaway for I’m Not Hanging Noodles On Your Ears by Jag Bhalla is Michael May of Dubuque, Iowa!

That city holds a special place in the hearts of New Yorker devotees, and what’s even better is that Michael May writes all about the mystique of Dubuque on his blog The Dubuquer.

Congrats, Michael!

Michael wrote:

My favorite idiom is “bleed my lizard.”

In West Texas, if I say I need to “bleed my lizard,” I mean I need to urinate.

Thanks to the many people who entered, and better luck next time to all!