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Mankoff’s monster mash

From tomorrow’s Times:

At this moment, give or take a coffee break, researchers at the University of Michigan are working against time, or at least budget, to figure out how and why that most delightful of adaptive responses, laughter, took its place in the evolutionary pantheon alongside the appendix, opposable thumbs and lip gloss.

And if you think splitting the atom was hard, try cracking a joke and then isolating it into discrete psycholinguistic components. After all, levity, not gravity, holds it together, a reality Robert Mankoff is only too aware of. Mr. Mankoff, the cartoon editor of The New Yorker (its annual cartoon issue is on the newsstands now), fled a doctoral program in psychology in 1977 to become a cartoonist. Now he is an adviser to the Michigan study, which is scrutinizing minute facets of people’s reactions to the magazine’s cartoons from the last 79 years.

As befits his profoundly comic, comically profound mind-set, Mr. Mankoff has on his desk a statue of comedic inspiration. It is not a plaster bust of Groucho Marx or Shecky Greene but a plastic 12-inch likeness of that evergreen king of comedy, Godzilla. “He reminds me that I’m silly,” Mr. Mankoff said.

“The essence of humor is incongruity,” he said. That explains why Godzilla looks funny rampaging over the papers on his desk; and why Godzilla is so funny rampaging through a pitifully modeled Tokyo in myriad English-dubbed Japanese films with special effects that are barely a patch on the first monster movie: the 1925 dino-epic “The Lost World.” Even the fleeing hordes look like they are laughing.

“Sometimes I put him down on the street just to see how he looks,” Mr. Mankoff said. “Right now I am looking at a Harvard personality test to give to the cartoonists, but I was giving it to Godzilla. Like, No. 25: I have a clear set of goals and work toward them in an orderly fashion. Would he strongly agree or disagree? I think he’d agree. Or No. 36: I often get angry at the way people treat me. I’d say yes.” Continued.

My protegée reports

My parallel-universe undergraduate counterpart, Emily Gordon of the Cornell Daily Sun—whose career I’m watching closely, as I’m hoping to snag her for an unpaid internship as soon as she graduates—writes today about Tucker Max:

What do you think it would feel like to live like a college student for the rest of your life and make a decent salary off of it? Tucker Max, a popular blog-writer, “makes six figures a year doing nothing more than drinking and fucking and writing about it,” he said, and imparted his wisdom on how to achieve life goals to an over-flowing Kaufmann Auditorium Friday.

His visit came as part of the James Norris Oliphant Fellowship series sponsored by the Sigma Phi Society.

His first official public appearance, Max began his speech by clearing up the image some people have of him.

“Judging by most of the emails I get … [people think] that I’d be out with a pitcher of Tucker Death Mix in one hand, a breathalyzer in the other, passed out on a table, vomiting on myself, screaming obscenities at fat girls. And I mean, I’ve had those nights … but that’s just not who I am.”

Max confessed that he was not sure exactly what he wanted to talk about. However, he decided to address a common question he continuously faced from his fans: “How do I become you?” To this, he replied, “You cannot ever be me.” Clarifying, he said “really what you should take from my stories is that you should be inspired by my approach to life.”

Hooray for free speech! Gordon notes that “His 30-minute speech was followed by a question and answer session of equal length,” which seems pleasantly suggestive under the circumstances.

Since even college newspapers are interactive now, the people are demanding to be heard:

I hope no one actually paid this guy to speak here. What a waste of time…

A parent reader

Parent, you are an idiot and clearly don’t know of what you speak.

John Q. Cornell

Flanagan, and again, and again

In which a snarling conservative is surprised to enjoy a New Yorker writer. It would be this one. Sally C. Pipes (of the Pacific Research Institute) writes in theOneRepublic:

On the other hand, as we have recently observed, radical feminists can no longer expect special treatment from critics simply because of their gender and politics. Consider Peggy Drexler Ph. D., a “gender scholar” at Cornell University. Drexler’s new book, Raising Boys Without Men, argues that boys raised by women without men are better off than boys raised by mothers and fathers. As New Yorker staff writer Caitlin Flanagan states in the November Atlantic Monthly, Raising Boys Without Men is a chronicle of bad dads that compares men to “wounded rhinos.” This book, writes Flanagan, is “as much a work of advocacy as objective research.” It also holds consequences for personal responsibility and civil society. As Flanagan puts it, if you “[b]elittle men’s responsibilities to their families [and] raise boys to believe that fatherhood is not a worthy aspiration….the people who will suffer are women and children.” That strikes me as a fair assessment, and it does me good to see Caitlin Flanagan, without the slightest hesitation or embarrassment, demolish what she describes as a “preposterous book.”

Literature, like ideas, has consequences. Nobel Prizes and good reviews should be handed out on the basis of merit, not politics or gender.

As for me, I am often embarrassed by what Caitlin Flanagan chooses to either extol or demolish. I haven’t read Drexel’s book, nor, yet, Flanagan’s whole piece. (I’m waiting for my Atlantic online access to kick in.) Although some of the nicest people I know were raised without men, it would surely be folly to make fatherhood an even more remote idea than it already is for most befuddled chaps. That said, I don’t like agreeing with Flanagan, but I suppose it has to happen from time to time. Actually, I’d like to agree with her all the time, or rather, for her to agree with me. But that means she’ll really have to stop writing about Hawaiian luxury vacations. For instance.

Editors like that are the only editors here

Look, an interview in the Stranger with Deborah Treisman, last seen introducing Lorrie Moore and bringing her some nourishing gin. This picture is not very flattering. I’m reading (reviewing) John Lahr’s new collection, Honky Tonk Parade: New Yorker Profiles of Show People, and he dedicates the book to Treisman and to his wife, Connie Booth, who of course played Fawlty Towers’ Polly. Without giving away too much of my scintillating (print!) review, Lahr’s writing has it all—brains, heart, and courage. Ugh, that’s awful. This is what blogs are for, folks! Practice runs and bad puns.

By the way, it’s true: “Honky Tonk Parade” has no hyphen. I looked. People are turning against hyphens, in my world. and I have not yet seen the wisdom of this. Discuss.

NYer cartoonist has a blog

Well, more than one of them do, but here’s one I just noticed (thanks to L.C. for the tip!): What to Wear This Very Second, by cartoonist Emily Richards (that link is to her cartoons from the magazine). Elegant, colorful, genteel yet provocative:

Gentle Readers, let us start now: Be more strange. Dive off the slow barge of weather assessment and dog breed comparisons into deeper waters. Ask strangers startling questions, wear a fake nose to the grocery, do not go gentle into that good night wearing appropriate clothing. We must stop being so boring.

Amen to that. Richards also links to Marshall Hopkins’ blog; he’s another cartoonist at the magazine, and uses the blog to post some striking drawings.

People often ask me, So, so you like everything in The New Yorker? No, I do not. I usually like most of it. But not everything.

Lost the caption contest?

You may get another chance, if you go skiiing with captain Bob Mankoff and some of his team at Beaver Creek in January. From the Vail Daily News:

The event, slated for Jan. 6-8, will feature six cartoonists from The New Yorker magazine on a visit to Beaver Creek. The cartoonists are some of the magazine’s best-known, including Harry Bliss, Matt Diffee, Ed Koren, Bob Mankoff, Victoria Roberts and Jack Zeigler.

During the festival, the cartoonists will be on hand to entertain guests with cartoon renderings, host a breakfast, do classes for children, appear at cocktail parties and more. There will also be a captioning contest—similar to the one the magazine runs on its inside back page every week—where people will have the chance to win prizes by suggesting the best caption.

Just don’t let one of those Addams types try to rope you into a game of ski football. You’ll lose.

Memo to Mankoff: I looked for “Downhill Skier” on Cartoonbank, to no a-Vail! All I saw in my search was this Chast tribute to Addams, faithfully transcribed by the “Day-O”-savvy staff since the drawing is so small:

When I was a kid my parents and I used to escape the city and spend the summer up near Cornell University, in upstate New York. “Look! Trees!” “Smell! Fresh air!” A whole contingent of Brooklyn schoolteachers went up there, to take courses and attend lectures—for, as my mother put it, “a certain degree of intellectualism.” This group included a barely five-foot-tall science teacher whose tan and extremely bald head was overflowing with plans of how to get free stuff from corporations… “I told them the pudding didn’t jell and they sent me thirty boxes!” …a goatee, demonic-looking math teacher who was a compulsive punster and his pale, delicate wife with noticeably tiny feet… “Whatsamatter, you can’t see the forest for the cheese?” … a social-studies teacher who wore clothes she designed herself, like the skirt with plastic pockets that held removable snapshots of all her friends… “Millie Davenport is OUT.” …and a Spanish teacher with a dime-size birthmark in the middle of his forehead, as well as countless others. Anyway, on the Cornell campus was a browsing library. When my parents needed a little “intellectualism,” they’d park me in there. “Now, don’t move a muscle till we get back!” “Okey-dokey!” There were no kids’ books whatsoever, but there were tons of cartoon collections. I discovered Peter Arno, Helen Hokinson, George Price, Otto Soglow, and many more. But the books I was obsessed with were by Charles Addams: Monster Rally, Black Maria, Homebodies, Night crawlers, Drawn and Quartered…I laughed at everything that I knew I shouldn’t find funny: homicidal spouses; kids building guillotines in their rooms; and all those poor, unfortunate two-headed, three-legged, four-armed people. Wolcott Gibbs, in his introduction to Addams and Evil wrote that Addams’s work “is essentially a denial of all spiritual and physical evolution in the human race.” All in all, I’d have to agree. “Time to go!” “Did you miss us?”

Are images disappearing from the bank? Do you suspect notorious cat burglar Grace Kelly? Is there a rights problem with some of the old cartoons? As Gawker would say, developing.

Work is hell

THIRTY FOUR FOURTEEN

But it doesn’t have to be—if you watch Thirty-Four Fourteen, a sublimely ridiculous five-minute movie by those sly, foxy goofs at the Variety Shac (that’s Chelsea Peretti, Heather Lawless, Andrea Rosen, and Shonali Bhowmik) while at work, that is. Boycotting Starbucks? Hating the faceless machine that is your boss? Under pressure? Wearing blouses? This film is for you.

And if you like this (and if you’ve ever worked somewhere, you will), consider Scott Prendergast’s equally absurd and initially office-gibberish-tweaking short film The Delicious, of which I am very fond. It, too, is online.

Oh, and what does this have to do with The New Yorker? As with so much in life, happily, it’s basically one degree of separation.