Author Archives: Emdashes

Always the Twain

From the other day, Steve Martin Receives Twain Humor Award.

I’m distressed that Shopgirl has been getting such stinky reviews—I’ll just have to see it for myself. The often grating Terry Gross interviewed Claire Danes on “Fresh Air” yesterday; Danes was likable if a bit (understandably) guarded, and mused about filming My So-Called Life while she was supposed to be in high school herself, “It was like a public diary, with someone else’s words.”

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When thieving guys are Smiley

Jonathan Crowe of The Map Room—”a blog about maps for a general audience, covering everything from collecting old maps to the latest in mapping technologies”—has a detailed follow-up to the William Finnegan story on the Great Forbes Smiley Map Caper. Of a press release on the scandal from the Antiquarian Booksellers’ Accociation, which “denies (‘contemptuously dismisse[s]’) map dealer Graham Arader’s allegations that a substantial portion of the maps in the marketplace are stolen,” Crowe writes tantalizingly:

As denials go, it’s weak and self-important: they cite the guidelines that their members must adhere to, which is irrelevant to the question of how much of the marketplace is contaminated by stolen goods. Their members may not be a part of it, but that does not mean that it doesn’t exist. Less bluster and more data, please.

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Three interviews

1. The Daily Iowan talks to Sasha Frere-Jones, who’s been traveling.

2. The Morning News has a spirited conversation with Jonathan Lethem, who notes, for instance, “First of all, I think my so-called originality—which is just as often called my ‘surrealism’ or my ‘postmodernism’ or what have you—tends to be overstated, at the expense of how deeply traditional my work is.” An expressive Labrador occasionally interjects. This was good:

It’s not about reading. That’s the problem. It really is about—I’m repeating myself—class anxiety. Once you have an eye for this you spot it in odd places. I read a review in Book Forum where a critic, quite incidentally, in attacking Michel Houellebecq, said in an aside, “But then again, the French regard Hitchcock as art.” Well, now, wait a minute! These battles were fought and won. These victories were decisive ones, fifty years ago. There’s no rolling that back. Hitchcock is art. So if you pin Hitchcock’s scalp to your belt: “Not only have I seen through Michel Houellebecq, the charlatan, but in fact I’m going to tell you that the auturists were wrong and Hitchcock is lowbrow and unsavory,” you’ve discredited yourself so absolutely that you deserve to read nothing but Trollope for the rest of your life.

Hold on, I like Trollope! Although nothing but Trollope would be hard.

3. Tom Bartlett of Minor Tweaks interrogates Tom Bartlett of Elvis imitation. “The last place you want to be is in a room full of Elvises. They can get very catty.”

For some reason Lethem’s riff on Hitchcock reminds me of a Frere-Jones line from this week. If you’re not reading the minuscule Critic’s Notebooks and Pop Notes at the front of the book, you might want to give them a glance next week. Many of the critics benefit from this extremely short form, which pushes them to amp up the adjectives and make stronger statements than they might at more length. Frere-Jones says, in a review of the new Franz Ferdinand album, “Dismiss them only if you are already dancing or never bored.” I—being an enthusiast about a few things, which as they diminish in number increase in belovedness—can get behind that kind of definite praise.

Later, more Lethem:

All I care about is what’s on the page. I care about the book and I also feel a compulsion—it’s not a responsibility toward anyone except toward myself—a compulsion to ensure that any given text is an absolute self-enclosing, self-describing system, that needs absolutely no apparatus or information brought to it for it to function. It should be a machine like a perfect space probe, one capable of being self-sustaining in a vacuum, forever. But, having committed to making the text function that way—and I always do—it would be a kind of bogus naiveté to pretend that innumerable readers would not be encountering this work alongside at least some hint, some whisper that I grew up in Brooklyn, that I went to public schools, etcetera.

As it happens, Frere-Jones and New Yorker person Meghan O’Rourke did a Slate Book Club about The Fortress of Solitude, Lethem’s other books, Brooklyn, etc., in 2003. It seems like a sincere, focused conversation, but I haven’t read the novel yet, so I can’t jump in. Besides, I have various degrees of acquaintance with these people, so no real editor would let me review any such thing—an excellent policy. Since I’m a blogger, I guess I can say I’m looking forward to the book, whereupon I’ll return to SFJ and MOR’s dialogue and comment. Actually, you know what? I won’t. Whatever I’m doing here, I’m definitely not either moderating or starting publishing-world tempests in a teaspot (as Pogo, eluder of Schjeldahl, would say). I like reading them from time to time, but there’s no need for my participation, knows God.

In any case, these Slate exchanges can be great, but the casual-formal-critical-chatty format can also make for a stilted end result. It also underscores how many ostensibly civilized people close their letters with “Best,” which—outside the workplace form letter—is the signatory equivalent of the blank email subject line. Which, in turn, is the skull and crossbones of cybercorrespondence. Imagine if you wrote your loved ones paper letters (as I overheard one of my freshman-comp students say, with understandable awe) and the outside of the envelope had no return address, was scrawled with your left hand in thick black Sharpie, smelled odd, and was smudged with unidentifiable grit. That, to me, is the blank subject line. If I get it, I panic. If I use it, beware.

On Beauty! On Camera! On Donner and Blitzen!

It’s a very New Yorker (orbit) Christmas. From the Book Standard:

Scott Rudin to Produce Film Version of Zadie Smith’s ‘On Beauty’

If Scott Rudin adapts one more book to film, the producer may become an official patron of the literary arts on par with Gertrude Stein and Queen Elizabeth I. Production company Film Four has bought Zadie Smith’s On Beauty, with Rudin and Alison Owen slated to produce, according to Variety.

Rudin is also currently working on film adaptations of Michael Chabon’s The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections, Jonathan Safran Foer’s Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Zoö Heller’s Notes on a Scandal, Philippa Gregory’s The Other Boleyn Girl and an untitled Daniel Clowes project. Past adaptation projects include Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), The Hours (2002), Iris (2001), Wonder Boys (2000) and Angela’s Ashes (1999)…. Read on.

I’m looking forward to the Heller movie, in particular—it’ll be fun to see how far they’re allowed to go with it.

Where Schjeldahl gets swampy

“Who today still relishes…the convivial folk wisdom (brilliant wordplay aside) of ‘Pogo‘?”
—Peter Schjeldahl, “Words and Pictures,” 10/17/05 issue

Back to this later, after I’ve caught my breath from the silliness, and perplexing ignorance, of this statement in Schjeldahl’s often astute essay on the evolution of graphic novels.

Later: A post-Schjeldahl Suicide Girls discussion. Not about Pogo, though.

Emily Flake reads at Mo Pitkin’s, Wed. 10/26

Emily Flake isn’t in The New Yorker, but she should be. She’s reading with Rena Zager and Pete Fitzpatrick (music) at How to Kick People (great name, and I hope there’s a lesson before the performance). Wednesday, October 26th, at Mo Pitkin’s, 34 Ave. A (between 2nd and 3rd). More information is here. I am in awe of Ms. Flake’s sprightly, dangerous vision.

(10.17.05 issue) Hey, Nick Paumgarten!

Pete Best said he was sending it right back down!

I happened to visit the Condé Nast building today and tried your sneaky elevator trick. It worked! Eleven straight floors with no stops. Maybe you got a bum one? I’d give it another go. The magazine is full of crime tips this week (OK, bypassing pissed elevator-callers isn’t really a crime, but in New York you could get beat up for it)—ever wanted to remove a rare map from an antique atlas? William Finnegan tells you how, writing in a bold second person (“Take an ordinary cotton string, wad it into your cheek, go to the library, and, when the desired map is found, unobtrusively place the string along the tab of the book or atlas…”) as if to say, yes, even you could gum some twine if you think you’re up for defrauding the Ivy League and the NYPL. Cheeky.

Speaking of Paumgarten, I liked the balance of the Talks this week; both the elevator story and Ben McGrath’s absurd report on a floating taxi—clever but not preciously Gopnik-cute—were pleasantly breezy and about bits of city life we either all experience (elevators) or are unlikely to try (floating taxis). Jon Mooallem’s I Am Curious (Political) piece has a nice lilt, too. That’s the kind of light but meticulous musing-reporting the magazine began with, and while it would be silly to put too many things like this in one issue, having a few here and there cleanses the palate nicely.

I find these grammatical constructions distractingly awkward

Andrew Sullivan, “The End of Gay Culture,” New Republic 10/24:

“No one bats an eye if two men walk down the street holding hands, or if a lesbian couple pecks each other on the cheek, or if a drag queen dressed as Cher careens down the main strip on a motor scooter.”

Hendrik Hertzberg, “Quagmiers,” New Yorker 10/17:

“Drudge had picked up the item from Time’s site, to which it had bubbled up from the Human Rights Campaign, the gay advocacy group.”