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Did you know that the caption contest isn't open to Canadians?
This is a serious problem.
I bet he'll win! He's got the best caption, with just the right amount of suspense and cruelty. At least, for me!
Slutsky, I'd like to say that I've left plenty of space for Canada on my Caption Contest Map, but the truth is that I'm just including Alaska and Hawaii. It seems that even Puerto Rico is disqualified.
Carolita, I've been thinking: layoffs rhymes with payoffs and day offs and stay offs and way offs. There really is some song potential there....
But Carl Gable (any relation to Clark?) is up against two nominees from New York. That could make it tough for him....
There's a map?!
Yes, look down there at the bottom of the blog (this one, I mean), under "The Rossosphere"—bingo!
By the way, there's a nice mini-review, a response to the Kakutani humorlessnessfest, of the new Chast book on One-Way Street.
David, in New York it's every man for himself, so I'm going with Gable. (Being from New York won't help those other two, unless they meet Gable in a dark alley.)
:)
That's a map all right. I'm not sure what we can learn from it, but the big empty pin-less upper half really kind of rubs it in.
I'm continually aghast about the Canada thing, Slutsky. I first posted about it here. Not letting Canadians enter is suspicious; it implies that we'd be outclassed. We probably would be. Why shouldn't that one Albanian reader have a chance to enter the contest, anyway? It has to be some dumb legal thing. It's like the "World" Series, but worse.
I am definitely voting for Mr. Gable's caption. Not only is it clearly the most humourous, but something about it makes me think that he is probably a very kind and nurturing person. I see him being given to sudden bursts of generosity and good will. I would bet money (based purely on what I read under the related cartoon) that Carl is not only a brilliant writer but also a fabulous dancer, a friend to the homeless and a complete phenomenon in bed.
I actually know some Canadians who have entered the contest using ethically questionable methods involving friends' addresses, drop boxes etc.
They also seem to have some weird policies concerning subscriptions to the frosty north--but that's another story.